Killer Bananas, Criminal Fruit, and Chainsaw Horror

Are you ready for horror stories unlike anything you’ve ever read? Brace yourself for Scary Stories for Bananaphobes, the most outrageous collection of terrifying tales ever written.

From Godzilla-sized bananas stomping through cities to pirate fruit and fire-breathing banana dragons, these stories will chill your bones. If you have heart problems, or high-blood pressure, don’t read this book.

Perfect for fans of dark humor and thrilling horror. Whether you’re a horror enthusiast or just someone who wants to see fruit run amok (with chainsaws), this book will keep you entertained—and looking twice at your fruit bowl.